qq个性签名英文搞笑( 二 )

I met you, I know that dinosaurs can be in fact once again.
30、只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。
As long as the thin, what are all-match, if fat, what is of no use.
31、最近猪肉又涨价了，你这身价应该也涨了。
Recently, pork prices have gone up, you should have gone up.
32、中指是现代社会不能少的手语之一。
Middle finger is one of the sign language of modern society.
33、姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。
Elder sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the elder sister answer that.
34、原来快乐大本营，走了谢娜只剩大本营了。
Original happy base camp, leaving only the headquarters of Sheenah.
35、你那么讨人喜欢叫我怎么不爱你。
You are so pleasant that I don't love you.
36、谁说豆腐拍不死人，下次换冻豆腐试试。
Who said the bean curd beat the dead, the next time to try to change the frozen tofu.
37、我一直在承受这个年纪不该有的帅气和机智，我好累。
I have been under this age should not have a handsome and witty, I am very tired.
38、每个成功的男人背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman full of nothing to do.
39、不管泥再烂，只要翻到墙上，总能粘出点摸样。
No matter the mud, as long as the wall, always stick out of the point of touch.
40、我一直没有理解傻逼的意思，直到遇见你。
I have not understood the meaning of idiot, until I met you.
41、你说吧，你是想死还是不想活了。
You say you want to die or did not want to live.
【qq个性签名英文搞笑】42、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
You come back, I'm not a flicker!
43、绑不住我的心就不好说我花心！
Can't hold my heart can't say I heart!
44、猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
A fierce look at you not how, carefully look not as fierce as a look.
45、一时兴起，拿你的照片做桌面，TMD居然中了电脑病毒。
For a moment, take your photos to do the desktop, TMD actually in the computer virus.
46、就算全世界离开你，还有一个我来陪。
Even if the whole world to leave you, there is one I come to accompany.
47、上课的时候不省人事，下课铃一响精神百倍！
When the class become unconscious, when the bell rang full of energy!
48、姑娘没白马了，去抢头驴吧。
The girl didn't have a white horse, so she grabbed her head.
49、因为你有双下巴，所以遇到任何困难都不能低头。
Because you have a double chin, so you can not bow to any difficulties.
50、别对我太好，免得我以身相许你又不要。
Don't be too good for me, lest I yishenxiangxu you don't.
51、我没有这种天分，包容你也接受她。
I don't have the talent, you can accept her.
52、用洗面奶洗了把脸，发现自己的象素变高了。
Wash the face with facial cleanser, found that their pixels become higher.
53、总之一句话，要成功先发疯，头脑简单向前冲！
In a word, if you want to go crazy, the mind will simply move forward!
54、我把你当朋友，你把我当傻子，姐也不是好惹的。
I put you as a friend, you put me as a fool, sister is not a good.
55、我堵上所有时光只爱你一个人。
I'm blocking all the time only love you a person.
56、像我这么帅的，一旷课就会被发现。
Like me so handsome, a school will be found.
57、我哭着来到这个世界上，就打算哭着回去！
I cried and came to this world, is going to cry to go back!
58、所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。