qq个性签名英文搞笑( 三 ) _生活百科

The so-called holiday, the family was suspected, go out no money, every day special leisure.
59、好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！
For a long time no one to hide such a fresh wind of the refined!
60、青春就像蒲公英，看似自由，却身不由己。
Youth is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but involuntarily.
61、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。
The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
62、全校停水俩天，第二天我发现班里好多女生我都不认识了。
The water for two days, second days, I found a lot of girls in the class I do not know.
63、谁说女追男隔层纱啊？隔你妹！明明隔了个大西洋！
Who said the female pursues the man? Your sister! Clearly separated from the Atlantic!
64、我低下了头，并不是认输，而是我在找钱。
I looked down, and not defeat, but I'm looking for money.
65、佩服从来不找我聊天的人，我这么好玩竟然都不找我说话。
Admire the people who never talk to me, I am so fun to talk to me.
66、涐们的故事、始终都是那么旳唯美。
Our story is always so beautiful.
67、货有过期时，人有看腻时，你在爹眼里还能牛逼几时。
Goods have expired, people have to look tired, you can force when the father in the eyes of cattle.
68、喜欢的东西好像都难以留住，比如钱。
Like things seem to be difficult to retain, such as money.
69、我悄悄的来，悄悄的走，挥一挥匕首，不留一个活口。
I quietly, quietly, waved a dagger, leaving no one alive.
70、考试的时候，两边的同学都不会，真让我左右为难。
When the examination, on both sides of the students are not really let me in a dilemma.
71、世界上的脑残这么多，可是你却成了其中的佼佼者。
The world idiotic so much, but you have become one of the best.
72、有奶不一定是娘有钱就一定是爷。
Milk is not necessarily a mother's money must be the lord.
73、犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一。
Finance is a universal truth, you are my only one.
74、从小到大，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。
From small to large, the only constant is a do not miss the heart of the book.
75、常言道，冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻！
As the saying goes, Rome was not built, the microwave oven can be thawed!
76、哥混到现在，能拿得起又放得下的也就只有筷子了。
Brother mixed up to now, can get up and put down the only chopsticks.
77、是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然俄早把你扔出去了。
The teacher said not to throw rubbish, or I would throw you out.
78、格式化自己，就是为了删除你！
Format yourself, just to delete you!
79、听到你对我说的话，我就会得意一整天。
I'll be proud to hear what you said to me.
80、我对你眨眨眼，你硬说那是放电。
I told you that it was you blink, discharge.