英语口语实用句子英语有趣的口语

英语里也有一些有趣的句子，特别适合想提高口语的同学。这是英语口语趣味句子.让我们来看看：
【英语口语趣味句子】

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01、我天天抽风其实不算伤天害理。
01, my daily wind is not a curse.
02、我和你可是真朋友，你看你智障这么多年，我都不离不弃。
02, I and you are real friends, you see you retarded for so many years, I will never abandon.
03、这是替雨感到悲伤，人人都躲着它。
03, it is sad for rain, everyone is hiding from it.
04、冬天了，我的欣赏人又不见了，被西北风刮跑了。
04, in winter, my admired man disappeared again, and was blown away by the northwest wind.
05、我的真实身份很隐秘的，可是最近黑眼圈好像要暴露我就是国宝了。
05, my real identity is very secret, but recently the dark circles seem to reveal that I am the national treasure.
06、假如胖是一种罪的话，那我一定是死刑犯了
06, if fat is a crime, then I must be a condemned criminal.
07、我有钱之后，一定要扮成乞丐，然后雇一群人给我扔钱。
07, after I have money, I must pretend to be a beggar, and then hire a group of people to throw money for me.
08、你不是说要陪我一起走吗，怎么总是迷路啊。
08, don't you say you want to go with me? Why are you always lost?
09、我虽然一把年纪了，可是还是可爱的紧啊。
09, although I am an old man, I am still lovely and tight.
10、人生啊，后来的梦想缩水了，希望也变瘦了。
10, life, later dreams shrink, and hope becomes thin.
11、我忙的时候特别酷，一脸管你屁事的状态可不是装的。
11, I was very busy when I was very cool, and the state of your face is not loaded.
12、原来我不丢脸是因为脸大，所以丢的速度特别慢啊。
12, I didn't lose face because I had a big face, so I lost it very slowly.
13、怎么，我喜欢你，你还委屈啦。
13, why, I like you, you still feel wronged.
14、你就是土豆，不管做成什么口味我都喜欢吃。
14, you are a potato, no matter what flavor I make, I like it.
15、我喜欢的人，不会有沟通障碍的，我只会看着他流口水。
15, I like people, there will be no communication barriers, I will only watch him drooling.
【充满趣味的英语句子】
人活着是为什么?就为了那一张张伟大的毛爷爷。
Why do people live? Just for that great grandpa Mao.
你等着吧，总有一天我会让你成为我未来儿子的妈妈!
You wait, I will make you one of my future sons' mother someday!
画画如人生，画好了不值钱，画不好更一文不值。
Painting is like life, it is worthless to draw, not to draw well.
付出的从来不会等于收回我却还在等待谁。
What I have paid is never equal to who I am waiting for.
女施主，贫僧修为尚浅，还不能隔衣为你疗伤，得罪了。
The female benefactor, a poor monk, is still shallow. He can not cure you by wearing clothes.
你怎么长成这样、是对这个世界有什么不满吗。
How can you grow up like this and be dissatisfied with the world?
每次QQ发出：“咳咳”的声音，还以为是帅哥加我好友，没想到是被群主踢出去了。
Every time QQ issued: "cough" sound, thought it was handsome guy plus my friends, did not expect to be kicked out of the group.
听说自从你得了神经病，整个人都精神多了。
I heard that since you get neurosis, the whole people are much more energetic.
我一手拿着砖头就无法拥抱你，放下砖头要怎么保护你。
I can't hug you with bricks in my hand, and how to protect you by putting down bricks.
我不会告诉你们我吃了切糕，我要成糕富帅了。
I will not tell you that I have eaten cut cake, I want to become cake rich handsome.
唾沫是用来数钞票的，不是用来讲道理的。
Saliva is used for counting money, not for reasoning.
如果你是一个胖纸，记住不要围红色的围巾。不然你会很像QQ 。
If you are a fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be very much like QQ.
每次面对美食，我都告诫自己：“吃多会死。”但事实证明，我真的不怕死。
Every time I face the delicious food, I warn myself: "eat more and die." But it turns out that I really do not fear death.
两情若是长久时，又岂在猪猪肉肉。
Two, if love is long, then it is not * pig meat.
无聊对着电脑唱忐忑，唱完之后，电脑突然死机了。
Bored to the computer singing disturbed, after singing, the computer suddenly crashed.
考试最崩溃的时候是看到一道题，模糊的记得老师讲过，但清晰的记得我没听。

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When the exam collapsed most was to see a question, vaguely remember the teacher said, but clearly remember I did not listen.
我妈就生了我一个，你自己算算看我算老几呢。
My mother gave birth to me. You can figure out how old I am.
心情不好我就坐公交车，坐在有长头发后面的给她剪头发。
When I was in a bad mood, I took a bus and sat down with her long hair to cut her hair.
【趣味精辟的英语句子】
1、常常告诫自己不要在一棵树上吊死，结果……在树林里迷路了。
1, I often warn myself not to hang on a tree. Lost in the woods.
2、在事实面前，我们的想象力越发达，后果就越不堪设想。
2, in the face of fact, the more developed our imagination, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.
3、每个人出生的时候都是原创，可悲的是很多人渐渐都成了盗版。
3, everyone is born original, sad is that a lot of people gradually become pirated.
4、当别人开始说你是疯子的时候，你离成功就不远了……
4, when others start to say you are crazy, you are not far away from success.
5、理想和现实总是有差距的，幸好还有差距，不然，谁还稀罕理想?
5, there is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who is rare?
6、痛苦来临时不要总问：“为什么偏偏是我?”因为快乐降临时你可没有问过这个问题。
6, when pain comes, don't always ask, "why is it me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
7、你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗?不是，最酸的感觉是没权吃醋。
7, do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? No, the most sour feeling is that there is no right to be jealous.
8、人生就像一杯茶，不会苦一辈子，但总会苦一阵子。
8, life is like a cup of tea, it will not be bitter all one's life, but it will always be bitter for a while.
9、女人用友情来拒绝爱情，男人用友情来换取爱情。
9, women refuse to love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.
10、做与不做的最大区别是：后者拥有对前者的评论权。
10, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.
11、同样的一瓶饮料，便利店里2块钱，五星饭店里60块，很多的时候，一个人的价值取决于所在的位置。
11. The same bottle of drinks, 2 yuan in the convenience store, 60 yuan in the five-star hotel, a lot of times, a person's value depends on the location.
12、地球是运动的，一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。
12, the earth is moving, a person will not always be in a bad place.
13、不要见一个爱一个，爱的太多，你的爱就要贬值。
13, do not see a love, love too much, your love will depreciate.
14、成熟不是心变老，而是眼泪在眼里打转却还保持微笑。
14, maturity is not the heart getting old, but tears in the eyes, but still smile.
15、傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。
15, silly or not foolish, depends on whether you will play the fool.
【搞笑趣味的英语经典句子】
1、我曾经跟一个人无数次的擦肩而过，衣服都擦破了，也没擦出火花。
1, I once with a person countless times pass by, clothes have been scratched, and did not wipe out sparks.
【英语口语实用句子英语有趣的口语】2、早回家的男人，讲故事给老婆听;晚回家的男人，编故事给老婆听。
2, the man who came home early told his wife the story, and the man who came home later wrote a story to his wife.
3、我的悲伤不给你看，我怕你忍不住笑场。
3, my sadness will not show you. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.
4、此情可待成追忆，只是当时情况比较复杂。
4, the situation can be recalled, but the situation was rather complicated at that time.
5、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演恐怖片了。
5, look at your appearance. You can play horror movies without makeup.
6、知道你过的不好，我就安心了。
6, I know you are not good, I will feel relieved.
7、不懂的最高境界，是两个字：装懂!
7, do not understand the highest realm, is two words: pretend to understand!
8、不要同一个傻瓜争辩、否则别人会搞不清到底谁是傻瓜。
8, do not argue with a fool, otherwise people will not know who is a fool.
9、为什么节目中间要插播段广告?因为主持人和嘉宾要上厕所。
9, why do you want to plug in the ads in the middle of the program? Because the hosts and guests need to go to the bathroom.
10、脑袋空不要紧、关键是不要进水。
10, head empty does not matter, the key is not to water.
11、我最大的梦想：能够活着进天堂。
11, my biggest dream: to be able to live in heaven.
12、如果我能原谅你的庸俗，你能容忍我的装逼吗?
12, if I can forgive your vulgar, can you tolerate my clothes?
13、人又不聪敏，还学别人秃顶。
13, people are not smart, but also learn others bald.
14、不是你不笑，一笑粉就掉。
14, it's not that you don't laugh, but a smile drops.
15、俺不是普通人，所以不说普通话。
15, I am not an ordinary person, so I do not speak Putonghua.
16、没用的东西，再便宜也不买;不爱的人，再寂寞也不依赖。
16, useless things, and then do not buy cheap; do not love people, and no longer rely on loneliness.
17、希望似火，失望如烟，人生就是七处点火，八处冒烟。
17, hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is seven places of ignition, eight smoke.

英语口语实用句子 英语有趣的口语

英语口语实用句子英语有趣的口语